When I was a kid all I wanted to be was a Princess! Take this quiz & find out which Disney Princess you are! I got Ariel.
Inbox me who you get :)
lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

  • mom: who are you texting?
  • me: my crack dealer

chyertis:

maahamburger:

what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you 

you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse