Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
- mom: who are you texting?
- me: my crack dealer
what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you
you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
